Yes, I Hit Her

It's come to my attention that yesterday's post was unclear on a couple fronts.

One, I hit her. Unless she just happeded to be driving a newish looking suburban with a giant grey scrape on the left side of her bumper. Where some other impatient driver shoved past her at another Baptist Convention traffic jam.

Two, there was no one leaving Starbuck's when I did. So as far as their door holding, the world will never know.